The Wearable Sanitizing Dispenser
Preserve your fingers cleanse and germ-absolutely free in superhero style with this wearable sanitizing dispenser. At the time you strap on this Spidey-like…
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$39.00
Jason Voorhees Face Mask
Show off your love of slasher films while staying safe by walking out of your home with this Jason Voorhees face mask. Each…
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$34.99
Hobbit Feet Socks
Would you love to have the look of a hobbit? Or just want to keep warm and comfy while having on some cute…
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$14.51
Fundies – Undies for Two
What’s to hate about these Fundies, they are exactly what they sound like, fun underwear. Granted these aren’t as fun for the single…
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$7.63
Handlebar Mustache Two Finger Ring
Diamonds may be a girl’s best friend but you’ll kick that princess cut to the curb once you’ve had the ‘stache! This vintage…
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$3.99
Little Ear Earring
Nothing is more meta then wearing an earring that is an ear, sadly this ear doesn’t include an ear wearing another ear earring.…
Sure F**k Cologne
Let people know you f**k on first dates with the Sure Fuck cologne. With it’s 96% success rate (for one Amazon reviewer) you’ll…
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$32.00