Wind down in luxury with this incredibly soft blanket. Just throw it over you while watching your favorite Netflix shows and it’ll be hard for you not to be in utter relaxation.
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$29.99
Super Mario Chess Board
What’s slightly less exciting than a game of Super Mario? Of course, chess! Well this Super Mario chess board will make the game…
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$48.92
Sure F**k Cologne
Let people know you f**k on first dates with the Sure Fuck cologne. With it’s 96% success rate (for one Amazon reviewer) you’ll…
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$32.00
Rogz Grinz Ball Dog Toy
Everyone loves to see a smile on their dog’s face, well now you can every time you play fetch with these Rogz Grinz…
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$11.70
Little Ear Earring
Nothing is more meta then wearing an earring that is an ear, sadly this ear doesn’t include an ear wearing another ear earring.…
The Dark Knight Bookshelf
For the Batman in all of us, stuff your comic book collection into this super industrial Dark Knight bookshelf. It’d also look fantastic…
NanoBlimp World’s Smallest Blimp
Fly your own blimp with the Nanoblimp which is the world’s small blimp. Using the remote control and a helium filled party balloon you…
Dine Ink Pen Utensils
You’re writing in the park, oh no that salad you have is hard to eat with a pen, boom luckily these Dine Ink…
Fundies – Undies for Two
What’s to hate about these Fundies, they are exactly what they sound like, fun underwear. Granted these aren’t as fun for the single…
Wheelman – 50cc Gas Skateboard
This is the closest thing you’ll get to riding a hover board in the near future. With 50CC of power the Wheelman will move you…
Gameboy Soap
Shower with Nintendo with this Gameboy shaped soap. With it’s Chocolate Truffle scent you’ll smell delicious too.
Superman Costume for Dogs
Is your dog super? well show other that he is with a Superman Costume for your little pup. Break out your dog with…
Ted R-rated Talking Teddy Bear
Relive the movie TED first hand with the talking plush Teddy Bear with 12 phrases. This isn’t for kids though with his inappropriate saying Ted…
Hobbit Feet Socks
Would you love to have the look of a hobbit? Or just want to keep warm and comfy while having on some cute…
Square Beam Flashlight
Be square with this flashlight that projects a square beam of light. With 165 lumens of power this will be bright enough for the darkest…
Cast Iron Sandwich Skillet
There’s nothing like cooking up a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch, and this cast iron sandwich skillet will produce the most delicious results.…