Ted R-rated Talking Teddy Bear

Relive the movie TED first hand with the talking plush Teddy Bear with 12 phrases. This isn’t for kids though with his inappropriate saying Ted is a hit at any adult get together, plus he has a moving mouth!

Includes Phrases:

“I didn’t know you had a baby, is it alive?!”
“I look like something you give your kid when you tell them grandma died”
“Stick your finger in the loop of my tag”
“Okay, alright, so that’s where we’ll draw the line”
“That’s my bad, I was sending a tweet”
“The Brewski run”
“I wuv you”
“Will you take care of me forever and ever!”
“Good talk Coach”
“C’mon, I don’t sound that much like Peter Griffin”
“C’mere ya bastard”
“You know what I’d like to do to her, something I call a Dirty Fozzie”

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$99.00

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